Jokes of the millennium
Welcome to my page of jokes! My name is Michael, and I made this web site because I enjoy laughing and having a good time. Some material may be offense to some people. This could cause a problem to some, but it is your choice to be here. If you like to think, there are some confusing riddles on the last page. Enjoy!
Blonde Jokes
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla?
A: Who knows, there is only so much a gorilla can be forced to
do.
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks Where did you get that?
A: The pig says, I won her in a raffle!
Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.)
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.
Q: What can keep a blonde occupied for hours?
A: A one sheet message with a note at the end of the page saying "please, turn over" written on both
sides.
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN ?
A: She didn't know what ONE came first...
Top 10 Redneck Jokes
You might be a redneck if...
1. You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.
2. You've ever barbecued Spam on the grill.
3. You have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.
4. You've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom
5. You think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.
6. You are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.
7. You have a house that's mobile and five cars that aren't.
8. You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.
9. Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.
10. You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.
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